toothy blues.....

These days i find myself in a peculiar situation...i have been faced with this issue before but it has never been so..... hmm.......(for lack of better words)...irritatitingly incessant....i know i am not making any sense so let me just give a brief background of myself......i am 19 years old studying in a college far from home so i live in a hostel.....i dont drink (dont feel any desire and i think i never will).....and i dont smoke(hate it)......why am i telling u this??....because if u meet a guy from my college there is a 80% probability that he does drink and(or) smoke.....dont get me wrong i dont resent any of the people who do....in fact most of my friends do but i just thought the stats wud help cast more light......now for the past 2 years my stay in college has been............. eventful............... but my grades havent exactly been spectacular.....some people actually think its a miracle that i pass .....i wud attribute this to my utter laziness or maybe lack of care??...i am not exactly sure but it dosent matter what i think...coz my mother has been assuming me to be on some deviant path to oblivion...she has always been dropping subtle hints about her doubts and i have not so subtly been encouraging them just for the fun of it........... but i never knew it wud blow up in my face like this..........
Now that the background is out of the way lets get to the issue at hand....a few weeks ago i tripped on the road and broke two of my teeth....if u dont already know abt this your first reaction would have been "how the hell did he manage that??".....now while that is a reasonable question to ask it is one i am tired of....every single person i have met after the accident has asked me this question and hasnt accepted my explanation that i just slipped and fell....i mean CMON!!...it IS possible u know??......half the people have assumed that i have probably been in a fight and dont want to talk about it and the other half have assumed i was inebriated......unfortunately my mother is in the latter group thanks to my own stupidity......in the past ten days i have spent at home (10 days which were supposed to be spent doing nothing at all and just lounging around)......my repeated enunciations of the fact that i just tripped fell have been met by the loaded "hmmmmm" or "ok....." i know this shudnt bother me but it kills me because I DONT DRINK!!......so take my advice....if you ever feel the need to mess with your mothers head by letting her think u drink .....DON'T!!


P.S FOR THE LAST TIME I JUST TRIPPED AND FELL!!!!